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rain_and_snow ([personal profile] rain_and_snow) wrote2007-06-22 10:41 pm

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I jump on the bandwagon.

"Catherine needs a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world and long luxurious baths"
"Catherine needs a place to stay."

"Catherine is crying while eating"
"Catherine is thrown out of heaven, where she feels displaced, sees herself an exile, and wanders the moors for twenty years as a ghost."

"Catherine likes helping people"
"My friend Catherine likes to come and play with me; mom likes it too."
(there was also a great one about Catherine liking to violate behind rosy red... - it was a translation of French. Porn, to be exact. I was amused"

"Catherine wants to be treated like Royalty"
"Catherine wants to be a monk" (one minute, tiny, infinately small problem there buddy. I don't think monks are allowed sex changes)

"Catherine gets emotionally involved when she goes to investigate the death of a six-year-old girl on a carnival ride."
"Catherine gets an unexpected gift from her father. "

"Catherine says, 'Mosey up to a chuckwagon this weekend'."  (erm, yes. Of course!)
"Perhaps it is not a sacrifice, but Catherine says that she has definately changed"

"
Catherine does not initiate conversations,. does not make eye contact, and never raises her hand to. volunteer in class."
"
Catherine does not have a "little self" because she is shallow and weak"

"CATHERINE EATS !!!!!"   (yes. Yes she does...)
"Catherine eats sweet potatoes