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rain_and_snow) wrote2007-08-27 10:27 pm
rain_and_snow) wrote2007-08-27 10:27 pm
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I forgot to read my horoscope this morning. It has had DEVASTATING consequences, because I have not been able to plan for the event that "you will try and force your point, but remember, you will catch more flies with honey than a bullet" and other similarly inspiring, erm, events.
So, the "consequences"?
Let us start with the LEAST horrendous.
1. I decided to run home. For no real apparent reason, I ran from approximately Balwyn Cinema to Camberwell High School. Oddly enough, it's my STERNUM that hurts. Not my legs or feet, oh no, my collar bone
2. I surrendered my baby to the hospital. (Translation: I took my computer to the computer centre)
I told Mr Q EXACTLY what the problems were. Three hardware, and one software. Heavily virused - probably needs a reimage. He decided to tell me that "probably wouldn't be necessary," and to "come back at the end of the day to collect it". So, at the end of the day, it needed a reimage. Fortunately, though, they HAD replaced the screen, battery (again) and tightened the chargepoint/hack (again). So, here I am backuping like mad, with a "SPYWARE: WARNING!!!" every 17 seconds.
3. I completely lost my mind. The translation here is a bit more literal - I decided to enter NOT ONLY the "Miss Teen Australia" but was upset because I was too young to enter into any of the "real" Miss competitions. And that you're not allowed to have a child, or have been/be married in any culture. Oh, and you're not allowed to have posed naked either.
So - moral of the story?
Read the horoscope.
So, the "consequences"?
Let us start with the LEAST horrendous.
1. I decided to run home. For no real apparent reason, I ran from approximately Balwyn Cinema to Camberwell High School. Oddly enough, it's my STERNUM that hurts. Not my legs or feet, oh no, my collar bone
2. I surrendered my baby to the hospital. (Translation: I took my computer to the computer centre)
I told Mr Q EXACTLY what the problems were. Three hardware, and one software. Heavily virused - probably needs a reimage. He decided to tell me that "probably wouldn't be necessary," and to "come back at the end of the day to collect it". So, at the end of the day, it needed a reimage. Fortunately, though, they HAD replaced the screen, battery (again) and tightened the chargepoint/hack (again). So, here I am backuping like mad, with a "SPYWARE: WARNING!!!" every 17 seconds.
3. I completely lost my mind. The translation here is a bit more literal - I decided to enter NOT ONLY the "Miss Teen Australia" but was upset because I was too young to enter into any of the "real" Miss competitions. And that you're not allowed to have a child, or have been/be married in any culture. Oh, and you're not allowed to have posed naked either.
So - moral of the story?
Read the horoscope.