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rain_and_snow) wrote2007-10-20 10:20 pm
rain_and_snow) wrote2007-10-20 10:20 pm
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A set of memes
<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#E1E1E1" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>Your Personality Profile</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#E1E1E1"><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/worldsshortestpersonalitytest/black.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center><font color="#000000">
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/worldsshortestpersonalitytest/">The World's Shortest Personality Test</a></div>
<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#DDDDDD" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>You Are 76% Misanthropic</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#EEEEEE"><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/howmisanthropicareyouquiz/misanthropic-4.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center><font color="#000000">
Here's the truth: Most people suck. You are just lucky enough to know it.
You're not ready to go live alone in a cave - but you're getting there.</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howmisanthropicareyouquiz/">How Misanthropic Are You?</a></div>
<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>What Your Sleeping Position Says</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursleepingpositionsayaboutyouquiz/fetal.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center><font color="#000000">
You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
If you don't get enough sleep, you are: Cranky and a big baby
It's hard to sleep next to you because: You are a light sleeper</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursleepingpositionsayaboutyouquiz/">What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?</a></div>
<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a winter</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts intelligence<BR>
1 part self-sufficiency<BR>
1 part beauty</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Username:<input name="uname"><BR><input type=submit value="How do you make a 'you'?"><BR>
</form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Personality cocktail</a><BR>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"... the laksa slurping folk of the northern 'burbs heaved a collective sigh of..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?
Air. Curtain in one centimetre, and half-extended gives a bookshelf.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
"Dad's Army"
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
2230
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2225
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Putting out the recycling
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The floor?
9. What are you wearing?
Clothes, oddly enough.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes.
11. When did you last laugh?
I don't remember
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, curtains, a table, clothes, certificates, bookshelves...
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My reflection in the window at work. I didn't recognise myself... so I turned around and they laughed at me.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Nothing
15. What is the last film you saw?
"Are We There Yet"
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house. In the city. And perhaps a uni place...
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Fix it.
19. Do you like to dance?
Mostly, if I can. So long as there are 'moves' or 'steps' and I don't have to figureanythingoutbecausethat'sscary.
20. Thoughts on George Bush:
Senior? Junior? They've both started wars.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Failed abortion.
Adele?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Belen, or Fie.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Definately. 1. NZ, 2. France, 3. UK. And Tazzie, if it counts as 'overseas'.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"I'm sorry At least it's over, ey?" (He MUST be Canadian, please?)
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/worldsshortestpersonalitytest/">The World's Shortest Personality Test</a></div>
<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#DDDDDD" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>You Are 76% Misanthropic</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#EEEEEE"><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/howmisanthropicareyouquiz/misanthropic-4.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center><font color="#000000">
Here's the truth: Most people suck. You are just lucky enough to know it.
You're not ready to go live alone in a cave - but you're getting there.</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howmisanthropicareyouquiz/">How Misanthropic Are You?</a></div>
<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>What Your Sleeping Position Says</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursleepingpositionsayaboutyouquiz/fetal.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center><font color="#000000">
You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.
If you don't get enough sleep, you are: Cranky and a big baby
It's hard to sleep next to you because: You are a light sleeper</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyoursleepingpositionsayaboutyouquiz/">What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?</a></div>
<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px><tr><td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a winter</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:</b><BR>
5 parts intelligence<BR>
1 part self-sufficiency<BR>
1 part beauty</font></td></tr>
<tr><td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:</b><BR>Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!</font></td></tr></table><div align=center>
<BR><form method="POST" action="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Username:<input name="uname"><BR><input type=submit value="How do you make a 'you'?"><BR>
</form><a href="http://www.go-quiz.com/cocktail/cocktail.php">Personality cocktail</a><BR>From <a href="http://www.go-quiz.com">Go-Quiz.com</a>
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"... the laksa slurping folk of the northern 'burbs heaved a collective sigh of..."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?
Air. Curtain in one centimetre, and half-extended gives a bookshelf.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
"Dad's Army"
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
2230
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2225
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Putting out the recycling
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The floor?
9. What are you wearing?
Clothes, oddly enough.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes.
11. When did you last laugh?
I don't remember
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, curtains, a table, clothes, certificates, bookshelves...
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My reflection in the window at work. I didn't recognise myself... so I turned around and they laughed at me.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Nothing
15. What is the last film you saw?
"Are We There Yet"
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house. In the city. And perhaps a uni place...
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Fix it.
19. Do you like to dance?
Mostly, if I can. So long as there are 'moves' or 'steps' and I don't have to figureanythingoutbecausethat'sscary.
20. Thoughts on George Bush:
Senior? Junior? They've both started wars.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Failed abortion.
Adele?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Belen, or Fie.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Definately. 1. NZ, 2. France, 3. UK. And Tazzie, if it counts as 'overseas'.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"I'm sorry At least it's over, ey?" (He MUST be Canadian, please?)